Two Bing Crosby look-alikes, dressed like Col. Sanders, belting out gospel music, with the Lord of Evil cheering them on from inside a Weber BBQ. Perhaps Satan is their manager? Critics called this album, "very hot".
Aaaaaaaaaarrrgh! Run away! The lunch lady from my junior high school has an album! Noooooooooo!
If you're looking for an early source of Global Warming, look no further than the massive beehive hairdo that takes up the majority of the center of this album cover. The amount of Aqua Net hairspray needed to keep that monstrosity up is directly linked to the depletion of Earth's ozone layer, which some contend is a contributing factor to the warming of the globe. (Greenies take note: beehive hairdos are bad for the environment!)
This album cover is as coy as a photo of a man cooking steaks on a BBQ with a caption that reads, "I like to eat beef". Is he a rapper? The album cover suggests that he may be a gastroenterologist, but the name "Pooh Man" may mean he is the world's biggest fan of Edward Bear's award-winning children's book character, Winnie-The-Pooh. Hey, MC Pooh! Eeyore and Piglet want you to give up the rap career and stick to inspecting colons, 'cause this album is less acceptable than a surprise finger-poke in the backside.
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