New BBQ Sauce

Well, I've tried out a new BBQ sauce that differs significantly from the "regular" sauce I make, in that it uses water instead of vegetable oil and beer, and uses onion soup mix and a touch of maple syrup in addition to the ever-wonderful brown sugar. It's a very tasty sauce (I'll post the recipe later) - I used it on some giant steaks a couple of nights ago, and the results were well above par.

Yesterday, I slow-cooked a moose roast for dinner (Wifey and I had our 8th Wedding Anniversary yesterday). As we have done in the past (with country ribs and my other two BBQ sauces), the roast was drenched in sauce and cooked on "low" in the crockpot ALL DAY. I love BBQ sauce, and I love moose meat in any form, but I would recommend to anyone thinking about using the "new" sauce with moose... don't do it. The flavors in the sauce just didn't marry well (hehe, "marry well"... Anniversary dinner...) to the flavor of the moose. I think, though, that this "new" sauce would work very well with pork or chicken (again, it's fantastic with beef).

I'll get the recipe for the "new" sauce up on the site soon. Try it when you get a chance to!

Awesome Chicken Recipe

Got inspired last night to make dinner for Wifey and I, so she would have a hot meal when she got home from teaching dog obedience. I was pleasantly suprised with the results...

Give this one a try, it's pretty easy...


Radioguy's Sweet Baked Chicken


Ingredients

• 1 cup light soy sauce
• 1 cup brown sugar
• garlic powder, to taste
• onion powder, to taste
• 1 pinch ground ginger
• 1 dash lemon, lime, or orange juice (optional)
• chicken wings (or drumsticks), enough to fill a 9x9 inch glass baking dish

The trick is to combine the soy sauce and brown sugar in proportion to the amount of chicken you're using. Last night, I used 6-8 chicken wings and a couple of chicken legs (whatever I had in the freezer, that is). If you use more chicken (if you are cooking for more than two people), use a bigger backing dish and try more of the soy/brown sugar combination. Chances are, though, the proportions above should be sufficient.

Preparation

• Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
• Place chicken pieces in a baking dish.
• Combine remaining ingredients in a bowl - mix well (until brown sugar has dissolved).
• Pour mixture over chicken.
• Bake chicken for 30 minutes, remove from oven and turn chicken pieces over, spooning the "sauce" over the chicken.
• Bake for another 30 minutes, remove from oven and turn chicken pieces over, spooning the "sauce" over the chicken.
• Bake for another 15-20 minutes and remove from chicken. Let cool for 5-10 minutes.
• Serve with salad or rice. Very tasty!
  

If you end up with additional "sauce" after the chicken is done, you can reduce it for a thicker "sauce". Just be careful while reducing it, as it has a lot of brown sugar, which can burn easily. The ginger gives the dish a slightly Chinese flavor - for a different flavor, try leaving the ginger out and adding some mild chili powder (for example). Experiment with it, and have fun!

Let me know if you get an opportunity to try this recipe!

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Poor Man's Pizza

Another recipe from the mind of Radioguy...

Wifey and I are on the low-carb diet thing, and have been for a few years now. "Believe you me," - it really isn't that bad. Smart substitutions for everyday ingredients make the low-carb lifestyle very easy. Thursday nights are our "low-carb pizza nights," that is, we get a low-carb pizza each Thursday night from Pappa Murphy's. Well, I am a big pizza fan, so I came up with something to tide me over until Thursday nights...

POOR MAN'S (LOW-CARB) PIZZA

INGREDIENTS

• 4 slices of bread (or 2 flour tortillas)
• pasta sauce
• onion, chopped
• green bell pepper, chopped
• cheddar cheese, shredded

This one is an easy-cooking meal. Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Spritz a cookie sheet with vegetable oil. Place the bread (or tortillas) on the sheet, and spritz them with oil. Thinly spread pasta sauce on top of the bread (or tortillas). Add toppings, witht the cheese on top. Bake for 10-15 minutes, or until bread (or tortilas) are crispy and easily removeable from the cookie sheet. Serve hot.

This recipe is a winner, I think. Much more "family friendly" than the "fried spaghetti" or "burnt weenie sandwich" recipies I've been tossing about.

ANOTHER GREAT BBQ SAUCE

Here's another sauce for you BBQ nuts... This one is different from the "regular" sauce I cook/use, most notably that it does not use tomato paste or beer, and that it uses mustard as a key ingredient. I haven't got a disctinctive name for the sauce yet. For now, it's just "Radioguy's BBQ Sauce with Mustard."

Ingredients

• 1/2 cup sugar
• 1/2 teaspoon gound thyme
• 1/2 teaspoon gound black pepper
• 1/2 teaspoon cornstarch
• 1/4 teaspoon ground oregano
• 1 teaspoon salt or salt substitute
• 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
• 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder

• 1 cup blackstrap molasses
• 1/2 cup yellow mustard
• 1/2 cup dijon mustard
• 1/2 cup distilled white vinegar
• 1 cup ketchup
• 2 tablespoons vegetable oil

Preparation

Combine dry ingredients in a food processor and mix/grind until the mixture obtains an even consistency (ground pretty fine), then place dry mixture into a medium-sized saucepan. Add the wet ingredients and bring to a boil, stirring constantly. Reduce heat and simmer for 10 minutes, stirring occasionly (so as the molasses and sugar don't burn the bottom of the saucepan). Pour into a glass jar (I use an empty 16 oz. beer bottle with a ceramic stopper).

This sauce can be stored in the refrigerator for up to three months. It is great with chicken, hot dogs, ham, etc.

BBQ Season is almost here!

With the coming of BBQ season, I wanted to share a homemade BBQ sauce recipe for any and all to enjoy...

RADIOGUY’S SPICY BBQ SAUCE

INGREDIENTS

• 1 cup catsup
• ½ cup brown sugar, firmly packed
• ¼ cup lime juice
• 1 tbls. Vegetable oil
• 1 tbls. Lea & Perrin’s Worcestershire sauce
• 12 oz. tomato paste
• 12 oz. Beer, any brand
• 1 ½ cup onion, finely chopped
• 2 cloves garlic, finely chopped

DIRECTIONS

• In a 2-quart saucepan or pot, combine the catsup, brown sugar, lime juice, vegetable oil, Worchester sauce, tomato paste, and beer.
• In a food processor or spice grinder, mix the onion and garlic, then add to the sauce.

Heat all ingredients to boiling; reduce heat to low. Cover and simmer for 1 hour, stirring occasionally.

Yield: about 5 cups of sauce.

(for a spicier BBQ sauce)

• ½ tsp. Chili powder
• ½ tsp. Cayenne pepper
• Jabenero pepper sauce (to taste)

For a spicier BBQ sauce, mix the optional ingredients in a food processor/spice grinder, and add to the sauce (I recommend preparing the sauce AS IS, adding the “hotter” ingredients to taste).

Chunky Tomato Bisque

Another great recipe!

Chunky tomato bisque soup

Ingredients: 1 large pot for cooking
2 28 oz. cans of diced, stewed tomatoes (Italian blend w/oregano, basil and garlic) S and W or Delmonte brands work well. (If you cannot locate an Italian brand, then put your own oregano/basil in the soup to taste and buy just plain stewed/diced tomatoes)
sea salt (preferably), pepper to taste
2 or 3 cups chicken broth (no msg)
2 cups heavy cream
Parmesan cheese for topping (optional).

How To Prepare: Makes a giant soup..mmm. Make the soup as creamy as you like or add less cream if you like less creamy soup. Add more chicken broth if like more chicken broth. Just heat to boiling, and serve. Add all ingredients, and salt/pepper to taste. MMM quick and easy...

Number of Servings: 12 Carbs per serving (including complete nutritional information if known): the only Carbs in this come from the healthy tomatoes

Preparation Time: 5 minutes!

Baked Chicken Wraps

I haven't tried this recipe out yet, but it sounds great...

Baked Chicken Wraps

Chicken breasts (2)

2 Bell Peppers (or equal amount of other peppers), finely chopped

2 medium onions, finely chopped

2 tbls. Dragon sauce

2 tsp. Chili powder

2 tbls. Vegetable oil for frying

Low carb wraps (2-4, depending on the size of the wrap)*

Shred chicken and place in a large bowl.

In a large frying pan, sauté the onions and peppers with 1 tbls. oil and chili powder.

In a separate frying pan, sauté the chicken with the remaining oil and the Dragon Sauce.

Stuff wraps with the chicken and vegetables. Spritz the wraps with oil before placing in the oven. Bake at 350 degrees for about 15 minutes (oven temps will vary). Serve on a bed of lettuce with any extra onions and peppers. Great with melted cheese and/or chipotle salsa.

* low-carb tortillas can be substituted for the wraps.

Radioguy's Cream of Asparagus Soup

Thanks to wifey, I'm making my homemade cream of asparagus soup tonight. I wanted to share the recipe with anyone who may enjoy it...


INGREDIENTS

2 cans (bunches) asparagus (if you get canned asparagus, drain the juice)
1 large onion, chopped
4 strips of bacon
1tsp. celery seeds
3/4 cup chicken broth
3/4 cup cream
3 tbls. butter


PREPARATION

In a soup pot, add onion, celery seed, and butter, and cook until onion is soft. Place onion mixture in a food processor.
Cut up the bacon and fry in the pot (yes, the pot) until crispy. Remove the bacon and add to the food processor.
For the asparagus - if it's canned, cut stalks in half and add to the food processor. If fresh, steam the stalks, then cut in half and add to the processor.
Add 1/2 cup of the chicken broth to the mixture in the food processor, and mix until almost smooth.

Put the mixture in the soup pot, adding the cream and the remainder of the broth. Cook on low heat until ready to eat.

Wifey's making grilled cheese (or grilled tuna, she hasn't told me which, yet) sandwiches to go with the soup. Makes for a great (and healthy) dinner. More recipies to come... Enjoy!